French pigeon/Zombie basher |
(£25) Gun Now Sold |
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Darn, too slow! This French has already gone! |
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Mick Vokes Guns (Trade Seller)
Kettering See Other Items |
Description
14 1/4 pull to the front trigger
Clean pit free barrels Free Spider if he decides to stay but you Must perform a risk assement to be sure he not a Real Black Widow !
ideal Zombie gun ,,,,,,,,,,,,, Mind you the Spider (we'll call him Boris, NOT after the mayor of London you looney leftie !!! after Boris the SPIDER) might well be a Zombie so you might want to perform Further Risk assements before you chase him out with 28 grams of Lead!! (or steel if your shooting Duck mind you by the time Duck season comes back round you might be a Zombie your self along with half the town you live in stick to Pigeon)Dont waste the shot so try to bring down a pigeon, after Shooting said pigeon Please remove its head (wearing goggles Gloves breathing aparatus and Steel cap Boots) and dig a hole about 2 ft deep and and stick it in covered in Garlic ( Or Leeks if your Welsh) ram a steak through it to be on the safe side dont want to start a Vampire war !
ps it has Wood !!
Not the Spider you perves the French Gun
Right i'm off the the Looney bin
Bye !